January 2010
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fuckyeahmath: Two Physicists were riding in a hot air balloon and were blown off course sailing over a mountain trail, and were completely lost. They spotted a jogger running on the trail and they shouted “Can you tell us where we are?”  After a few minutes, the jogger yelled back “You’re up in a balloon.” One physicists said to the other, “Just our luck to run into a mathematician”. “How do...
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My legal name is Alexander Perchov, but all of my friends dub me Alex…                …because this is much more flaccid to utter.                That is Father retrieving his fist from the right side of my face.                Father is a first-rate puncher.                This is my miniature brother, Igor.                I am tutoring him to be a man of this world.               ...
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“I just can’t figure out this d(relationship)/dt”
– Brian Brown
Jan 17th
just got $60 in itunes cards. any suggestions?
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Five emotions you never knew you had  →
prinn: victoriaisamess: Some emotional states only have names in particular languages. Here are some examples: Fiero (Italian): contented pride in achieving something just for oneself. Amae (Japanese): the sweet feeling of being dependent on someone else. Naches (Yiddish): the glow of proud pleasure that only a child can give to its parents. Schadenfreude (German): the feeling you...
Jan 16th
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Jan 14th
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fuckyeahmath: Some engineers are trying to measure the height of a flag pole. They only have a measuring tape and are quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole: It falls down all the time. A mathematician comes along and asks what they are doing. They explain it to him. “Well, that’s easy…” He pulls the pole out of the ground, lays it down, and measures it easily. After he has...
Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
Funniest Thing I Have Ever Read.
fuckyeahmath: physicsphysics: The following concerns a question in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen: Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer. One student replied: You tie a long piece of string to the neck of the barometer, then lower the barometer from the roof of the skyscraper to the ground. The length of the string plus the length of the...
Jan 13th
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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a...
kelinbrace: prozac34: It’s a pretty obscure number, you’ve probably never heard of it  kelin brace, i love you so much.
Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Sweatpants in public...?
Mom: Are you wearing sweatpants?
Me: Am I wearing them out? No way, I'm not one of THOSE college students.
Mom: God forbid you wear sweatpants in public.
Me: I just don't wear them in public. It shouldn't ever be done.
Joe Kelly could not possibly agree more.
I agree also, Joseph.
I dont wear pants that even slightly resemble sweatpants outside of my bedroom.
...actually.. i can't remember the last time i wore sweatpants at all.
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cant.get.electric.avenue.out.of.my.head.
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Jan 8th
“Just like I came into this world, All by myself I will leave it.”
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Jan 5th
UMBC TOMORROW
mchaffer: rachelderby: with kelin. woot. p.s. how does my tumblarity go from 30something to 1 in the matter of five hours. im just going to kill myself. You probably should!  Mine is 9. you are supposed to reassure me that i dont suck at life, buttFACE …and its 34 now… so there.
Jan 5th
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patchworkpalisades: rachelderby: patchworkpalisades: rachelderby: have heart came up on shuffle. WHY DID THEY HAVE TO SPLIT! why can’t fall out boy split up and make my life suck less… they did… yes. im going to kill myself. and then come back to life and kill myself again. no. fall out boy broke up. your life sucks less.  i wish this was reality.
Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
patchworkpalisades: rachelderby: have heart came up on shuffle. WHY DID THEY HAVE TO SPLIT! why can’t fall out boy split up and make my life suck less… they did…  yes. im going to kill myself. and then come back to life and kill myself again.
Jan 5th
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have heart came up on shuffle. WHY DID THEY HAVE TO SPLIT! why can’t fall out boy split up and make my life suck less…
Jan 5th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-3) →
kelinbrace: Brand New (27) Say Anything (18) Ceremony (7) Bright Eyes (4) Taking Back Sunday (4) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz  this is the best list yet.
Jan 5th
patchworkpalisades: Does anyone actually read this shit I post? Listen to the songs I post? I feel like fucking Anne Frank over here.  i hang on every word, broseph.
Jan 5th
UMBC TOMORROW
with kelin. woot. p.s. how does my tumblarity go from 30something to 1 in the matter of five hours. im just going to kill myself.
Jan 5th
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